So I'm trying to break my desperate addiction to South Park fanfiction, and I thought, 'what better way to get away from inanities about high schoolers dating each other than with some deep, life-or-death Death Note stories?'

But it appears my favourite fandom now makes even less sense than emotional!Cartman.

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This wasn't going to spork itself.

( under the cut: why i don't want babies anymore, and the saga of L and his minis )

The Death Note section of the Pit has always been my personal favourite for absolute gems of summaries. It’s also particularly special at rolling out summaries that look like exact carbon copies of thousands of other ones. For your pleasure, a selection;

( if there was a list of 'common Death Note OC traits', it would begin with broken pasts )

Matt watched Mello as he slept, the jagged strands of hair splattered across the pillow like a golden halo of blood.

Not only is his hair just like a "golden halo", it's also... Made of blood? Golden blood, what?

The Detective and exKira at Hogwarts in E minor
I face/palm'd so much when reading this that I had to force myself to stop before I gave myself a concussion.

( Books don't kill people, Kiras kill people. )

I found this little gem on another comm. I present Sex Note, "an erotic versino of Death Note" with no sex.

( TO NARNIA! )

The basic plot of this is that Light saves L by taking a bullet from a sniper. Souichirou starts beating L up at the hospital because it’s all L’s fault that his son’s hurt. L is a wuss and doesn’t fight back. Then some stuff happens, and Light’s better after, like, a day. Then L is in the hospital, and… it’s just really messed up. And then there’s ( Read more... )

Lost in the Darkness, a Death Note fanfic...it doesn't make sense until you've read the whole thing first, and even then, it's only the general plot line that becomes clear. Written by a supposedly twenty year old American and for some reason labeled as an adventure/humor, the story starts off with Light and a little blind girl he literally bumps ( Read more... )

while caught up in a fit of masochism today I saw that the magnificent epic by my favorite DN author had just ended. I shared parts of the first fic or two in the series with the comm before, so I thought, hell, why not.
not one of my smarter ideas.

( The thrilling conclusion to the love song of L. Lawliet Yagami )

okay, so, death note. death note, death note, death note. I wish I knew how to quit you.

But I don't, so here are some quotes from various fics by my favorite badfic author, some of which have porn and refs to self-harm:

( once you pop, you just can't stop )